Hipster Jesus
- AM: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/08/lard_potato_chips_not_just_for.php
- AM: Pale and crisp as communion wafers.
- RC: my communion wafers are not crips
- AM: clearly going to the wrong church
- RC: :-(
- AM: man, imagine the church in the mission that serves bacon flavored communion wafers
- RC: =-O
- AM: hipsters would find God!
- AM: it could be a mass movement
- RC: I think you're on to something
- AM: then hipsters could split into 2 camps
- AM: imagine it
- AM: super christian hipsters!
- RC: :O
- AM: they're so ironic... that they believe in God!
- RC: what if hipsters started believing in God ironically?!
- RC: that would be amazing
- AM: wow
- RC: wouldn't it?!
- AM: like wearing big bedazzled crosses n shit?
- RC: YES!
- RC: oh man
- RC: we're ON to something!
- RC: bacon flavored communion wafers, blingy cross shirts
- AM: man, let's start a movement!
- RC: holy crap
- RC: I mean, they're already in the mission
- AM: right!
- AM: it's the missing piece of the puzzle
- RC: and they wouldn't have crazy times parking like sundays in the mission when people park in the middle of the street
- RC: because they all either walk or have fixies
- AM: if the comunion wafers cae out of a street cart it would be perfect
- RC: holy shit
- AM: we would ahve to have fixie only parking
- RC: literally
- RC has gone offline.

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