February 21, 2009
Like the top top? As in tippy top? As in the toppiest of news? Good thing we sorted the rest of that shit out.

Like the top top? As in tippy top? As in the toppiest of news? Good thing we sorted the rest of that shit out.

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February 20, 2009
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thanks @mashable for reading the internet so I don’t have to. Though to be fair, Jesus does appear to be on Twitter: https://twitter.com/search/users?q=Jesus though @wilw seems to be way more popular.

thanks @mashable for reading the internet so I don’t have to. Though to be fair, Jesus does appear to be on Twitter: https://twitter.com/search/users?q=Jesus though @wilw seems to be way more popular.

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Dear Dr. Neal Tyson.

Thanks for the Awesome.

~Rational People Everywhere

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February 19, 2009
via: http://bit.ly/Tlzef
I worry about the future of our Hipsters. When you combine the following factors; 1) a penchant for not wearing helmets 2) Riding bikes without brakes and 3) really tight pants, these combine to form a darwinian trifecta that does not bode well for the reproduction of their genome. Maybe we can get un-hip people to stop wearing their seatbelts to try and balance things out a bit.

via: http://bit.ly/Tlzef

I worry about the future of our Hipsters. When you combine the following factors; 1) a penchant for not wearing helmets 2) Riding bikes without brakes and 3) really tight pants, these combine to form a darwinian trifecta that does not bode well for the reproduction of their genome. Maybe we can get un-hip people to stop wearing their seatbelts to try and balance things out a bit.

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February 17, 2009
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February 13, 2009

I am uncertain if the above is merely the kind of cute that hurts the brain or proof that we are in the end of days.

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February 11, 2009

Thank you Onion. You make miserable bullshit less miserable. 

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February 2, 2009
matthewb:

The Slyest Fox:

Is this actually his Mac for reals? Because the only thing better than the President using a Mac is the President having a motherfucking Pac-Man sticker on his Mac.

matthewb:

The Slyest Fox:

Is this actually his Mac for reals? Because the only thing better than the President using a Mac is the President having a motherfucking Pac-Man sticker on his Mac.

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