if your life had a face

Hipster Jesus

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:22:00 -0400

AM: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/08/lard_potato_chips_not_just_for.php
AM: Pale and crisp as communion wafers.
RC: my communion wafers are not crips
AM: clearly going to the wrong church
RC: :-(
AM: man, imagine the church in the mission that serves bacon flavored communion wafers
RC: =-O
AM: hipsters would find God!
AM: it could be a mass movement
RC: I think you're on to something
AM: then hipsters could split into 2 camps
AM: imagine it
AM: super christian hipsters!
RC: :O
AM: they're so ironic... that they believe in God!
RC: what if hipsters started believing in God ironically?!
RC: that would be amazing
AM: wow
RC: wouldn't it?!
AM: like wearing big bedazzled crosses n shit?
RC: YES!
RC: oh man
RC: we're ON to something!
RC: bacon flavored communion wafers, blingy cross shirts
AM: man, let's start a movement!
RC: holy crap
RC: I mean, they're already in the mission
AM: right!
AM: it's the missing piece of the puzzle
RC: and they wouldn't have crazy times parking like sundays in the mission when people park in the middle of the street
RC: because they all either walk or have fixies
AM: if the comunion wafers cae out of a street cart it would be perfect
RC: holy shit
AM: we would ahve to have fixie only parking
RC: literally
RC has gone offline.

listening to "Fruit Fly - Nada Surf"

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:25:48 -0400

listening to "Fruit Fly - Nada Surf"

imkevin: addam:Classic Records Reimagined as Pelican Book...

Thu, 14 May 2009 00:47:35 -0400

imkevin:

addam:Classic Records Reimagined as Pelican Book Covers (via)

ohnotheydidnt: Kermit Bale

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:32:10 -0400

ohnotheydidnt: Kermit Bale:

Uh. I’m kinda speechless.

Nixon’s Undelivered Moon Disaster Speech [1969]

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:32:10 -0400

Nixon’s Undelivered Moon Disaster Speech [1969]

The Trilogy Meter - Veronica Belmont I agree with them except...

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:47:19 -0400

The Trilogy Meter - Veronica Belmont

I agree with them except probably Blade.

The Star Wars trilogy, as retold by someone who has never seen...

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:37:22 -0500

The Star Wars trilogy, as retold by someone who has never seen the movies. I agree that “Brown Muppets” is a way better name than Ewoks.

Also from the front page of http://simple.wikipedia.org And yes,...

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:57:56 -0500

Also from the front page of http://simple.wikipedia.org And yes, I clicked on penis.

Holy shit. I though XKCD was joking. http://simple.wikipedia.com...

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:53:50 -0500

Holy shit. I though XKCD was joking. http://simple.wikipedia.com exists and is incredibly, unintentionally funny. front page: Sniper.

I think the internets have run out of memes. I submit to you the following:

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:43:46 -0500

I think the internets have run out of memes. I submit to you the following:

Like the top top? As in tippy top? As in the toppiest of news?...

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:20:23 -0500

Like the top top? As in tippy top? As in the toppiest of news? Good thing we sorted the rest of that shit out.

In Case of Emergency, Summon Thor

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:29:00 -0500

In Case of Emergency, Summon Thor

thanks @mashable for reading the internet so I don’t have...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:05:37 -0500

thanks @mashable for reading the internet so I don’t have to. Though to be fair, Jesus does appear to be on Twitter: https://twitter.com/search/users?q=Jesus though @wilw seems to be way more popular.

Dear Dr. Neal Tyson. Thanks for the Awesome. ~Rational People...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:42:00 -0500

Dear Dr. Neal Tyson.

Thanks for the Awesome.

~Rational People Everywhere

via: http://bit.ly/Tlzef I worry about the future of our...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:35:24 -0500

via: http://bit.ly/Tlzef

I worry about the future of our Hipsters. When you combine the following factors; 1) a penchant for not wearing helmets 2) Riding bikes without brakes and 3) really tight pants, these combine to form a darwinian trifecta that does not bode well for the reproduction of their genome. Maybe we can get un-hip people to stop wearing their seatbelts to try and balance things out a bit.

ROLCATS

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:36:51 -0500

ROLCATS:

Every once in awhile, a site comes along that completley changes the Intenet. This is not one of those sites.

I am uncertain if the above is merely the kind of cute that...

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:37:58 -0500

I am uncertain if the above is merely the kind of cute that hurts the brain or proof that we are in the end of days.

In case you had travel plans this weekend...

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:27:45 -0500

In case you had travel plans this weekend...:

By Jove, I had no idea there was such a thing as http://spaceweatherradio.com/ nor that it was *listener supported* thanks Erik!

Thank you Onion. You make miserable bullshit less miserable.

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:02:35 -0500

Thank you Onion. You make miserable bullshit less miserable.

matthewb: The Slyest Fox: Is this actually his Mac for reals?...

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:22:08 -0500

matthewb:

The Slyest Fox:

Is this actually his Mac for reals? Because the only thing better than the President using a Mac is the President having a motherfucking Pac-Man sticker on his Mac.